It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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