hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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