Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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