What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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