Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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