My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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