Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
There's even glitter on my cock...
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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