found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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