So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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