i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
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