i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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