Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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