So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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