Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I'm both gender and math confused
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