yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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