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i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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