are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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