Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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