I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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