i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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