It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
