Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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