I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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