Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
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