Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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