I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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