: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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