there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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