i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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