So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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