he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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