Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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