its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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