Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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