im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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