ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
My vagina just clenched in fear
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Randomize
