Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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