Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
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