Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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