ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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