I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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