I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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