Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
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