Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
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