Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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