where am i from again
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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