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It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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