Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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