sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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