its not stalking. its research.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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