Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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