Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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