apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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