Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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