can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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