Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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